The Dang Bakery
A French man from San Jose contacted me about a hogwash Bitcoin scheme. I like my lifestyle of taking walks with my dog to enjoy the flowers, playing piano, and writing the occasional script. I like working from home. I like an 8% annualized rate of return on investments.
I like the US Dollar.
It was fun to flirt with him. I revealed a lot about myself and I felt like he revealed a lot with me. But I lost myself in trying to find love without money getting in the way.
Crypto reminds me of the Mississippi Bubble of 1719-1720.
Anyways, enjoy these videos of cake decorating, me and Wendy reminiscing about a chance meeting we had in London, and discussing Mr. French Fry.
Durian and strawberries! 🍓
Wendy shows off her awesome decorating skills and be sure to catch the moment of ASMR when she wipes off the big spatula ;)
Wendy and I knew each other in college through different jobs on campus, yet didn’t become friends until a chance encounter in London through our mutual friend Shawna!
I had high hopes for French crypto bro. Dashed. No more.
Never have I ever felt more like Mary-Kate Olsen trying to get out of a relationship with a tall French millionaire.
In a dramatic conclusion with a score written by me, this TikTok video describes me stepping away from my phone to spend a lovely Mother’s Day weekend with my mom, grandma Diane, and Niko.🦋